If you haven’t rage-spiraled through an AI-generated image yet, congratulations—you either live under a rock or still think that Photoshop takes “skill.”AI image generators are taking over the internet like that one coworker who won’t stop talking about how they “discovered Canva.” In 2025, it seems that typing “a cyberpunk jellyfi sh eating ramen during […]
AI Coding Tools: Stop Googling “Why Won’t This Work?” at 2 a.m. and start growing.
People used to think that coders were like wizards—mysterious computer geniuses who typed like the keyboard owed them money. Now? You, who calls yourself a “developer,” are simply one of millions of people who are searching for “fi x syntax error in Python” like a digital caveman.AI coding tools are here to help you get […]
A Fun, Relaxing Guide to Your Own Obsolescence: What AI Tools You Should Learn Before They Take Over Your Job
So, you’ve fi nally realized that AI isn’t just for tech dudes, CEOs, and the odd YouTuber who wants to “revolutionize your workfl ow.” That’s great! Welcome to the AI arms race, where a new tool comes out every day, everyone freaks out, and you pretend to know what “machine learning” means while secretly Google […]
“Why Your Boss Bought an iPad: Tech That Makes Meetings Almost Less Awful”
So, you thought that managing people was just sending passive-aggressive emails and making spreadsheets, right? That’s not right. Welcome to the iron-fisted rule of “technology for management,” that magical word your employer says when they download yet another productivity app that sends you a message every three seconds. Congratulations if you’ve ever pondered how technology […]
When Wi-Fi Met Wheat: How Technology Made Farmers Into Accidental Data Scientists
Once upon a time, farming was a lot easier. It meant working in the dirt, getting some sun, and hoping the weather didn’t spoil all you worked for. What now? Farmers have drones, graphs of data, and software updates that break just before harvest. Welcome to agriculture’s “digital transformation,” where the average tractor costs more […]
Welcome to the Technology Zone: Where Innovation Meets Existential Crisis
Oh, the “tech zone.” Sounds great, right? It sounds like a futuristic utopia where everything shines, robots make lattes, and drones bring you parcels of emotional support. Spoiler: it isn’t. There are a lot of screens, buzzwords, and spiritually drained people claiming to “innovate.” You may have previously been there, whether it was Silicon Valley, […]
Welcome to Tech: Where Bean Bags Take the Place of Therapy and ‘Agile’ Means Always Being Scared
Ah, careers in IT. That famous modern dream. The Wi-Fi countries where everyone wears hoodies, calls meetings “stand-ups,” and uses the word “synergy” like it’s a sexual act. In the past, jobs represented stability. What now? Depending on how much caffeine you have and whether your boss remembers your name, you may be one Slack […]
Technology vs. Engineering: The Unwanted Civil War
Before we get into this intellectual storm, let’s make one thing clear: technology and engineering are not the same thing. If you don’t want an engineer to blow up in your mentions, stop using them interchangeably.Technology is what makes TikTok, electric cars, and coffee machines that can think and determine how well you sleep. Engineering, […]
So You Want to Be a Technology Consultant: Congratulations, You’re Basically Google with a Heart
There are people out there who are caffeinated, always changing their minds, and can speak both jargon and crap. Yes, that’s the tech consultant. These are the smooth-talking, spreadsheet-wielding heroes behind every company that couldn’t figure out why their “digital transformation” failed after spending $2 million on a chatbot that couldn’t spell “customer.” They aren’t […]
Silicon Circus: Inside the Glorious, Over-Caffeinated Madness of Every Tech Company Ever
Companies that make technology. The legendary creature that exists in the modern workplace. They promise “innovation,” “flexibility,” and “free snacks,” but what they really provide you is existential dread in a minimalist design and too many Slack messages. It seems like a robot in therapy wrote every goal statement, and every workplace looks like someone […]